Whe hope that you will enjoy this collection of funny quotes!
- I am not 60 years old, I am 18 with 42 years of experience.
- I am already retired, but I will still work as a teaser.
- I am already used, but I am still in great condition.
- Drunk girls just love me.
- Spooning can lead in to forking.
- The worst fear to fear is to fear fear itself.
- Only one of the dwarfs is Happy.
- Today I called somebody stupid, but he still didn't knew it.
- If you think that I am rude, then you should hear what the rest is thinking about you.
- If I want to talk to someone smart, then I will listen to myself.
- If you have a low self esteem, it means that you have earned it.
- People who go to rehab are definitely quitters.
- Your mother loves you, but I am her favorite.
- Drawing a circle is totally pointless.
- If you going to bowl you will need to grab your balls with you.
- I love numbers and I also love 8008135.
- I only party at two occasions; at my birthday and at any other day.
- The first 30 years of my childhood were awesome.
- If a frisbee gets bigger, then it will hit you.
- After going to the gym I always eat some french fries. No, I am just kidding... I don't go to the gym.
More will follow soon...
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