Welcome!

First of all I would like to thank you for visiting my site full of funny birthday wishes!
I hope that you will like this large collection of the most funniest birthday wishes that you can find on the internet...
You can easely scroll down the page untill you find the funny birthday wish that you like, then just click on the title of it and feel free to share! The button to share will be just underneath the funny birthday wish that you like.

Have fun!

Funny birthdays

The funny birthday wishes website...

Welcome to my website about "funny birthday wishes".
The title already said it, this website is all about wishing someone a happy birthday in a funny way.
You could just say; "Happy birthday to you!". But these days, it is not that special anymore like it was 20 years ago...
Let's say that you bought a funny happy birthday card for a friend. It has a cool oldtimer on it, and you may chose the text to write down. You could write down; "Happy birthday my friend!!! Enjoy your day!". Or you could use a funny birthday wish and write down; "Just like the car in front of the card; You become nicer and more loved when you are older... Happy birthday friend!".
Or when you bought a happy birthday card with a happy birthday on it in many different languages. You could write down; "Have a nice birthday!!!". But when you would use a funny happy birthday wish, you would write down; "Especially for you, people wish you a happy birthday from all over the world!!!".
I hope that you already liked this short intro! Now enjoy reading more of these funny birthday wishes at my website...
Thanks a lot for your visit and have some fun!


Share your own funny birthday wishes... 

Yesterday I was thinking about; "How can I make the best funny birthday wishes that there are?"
And I must say, that I was a little bit disappointed... A lot of people will not understand why I am disappointed, but I will tell you why;

I have a lot of experience with all the things that are around birthdays, and most of all birthday wishes... When I write them down, I always want to give them a personal touch. Just because that is the best way to create the most amazing birthday wishes that there are...
To write down "normal" birthday wishes, I get a lot of experience from things and people around me. But, if I want to write down some funny birthday wishes, I always try to use a characteristic thing about the person that I write them to...
And that is the reason why I was so disappointed. I can't write down the perfect funny birthday wishes to someone I don't know. Everybody has his own unique thing about themselves, or hobby, or a special way to do some things, etc.
And that is what that perfect funny birthday wish should be about!
So, if you would ask me for the best funny birthday wishes for a friend of yours, or a member of your family, etc. then I would say that it would be best that you write them by yourselves. I know that it could sound a little bit rude, but it is just the only real truth...

Because I don't want this message to be all about "bad" things, I also have a great idea on my mind;
Why shouldn't we all makes this World a better place to live at? We could all make the World filled with funny birthday wishes... :-)
What I mean is;
If you write down your own funny birthday wishes, feel free to share them below at the place where you can post your comments. Maybe someone else could also use the funny birthday wishes that you have created!
Thanks a lot!!!

Some funny birthday wishes... 

I can already see that most of the people who visit my website about "funny birthday wishes", would love to see some short funny birthday wishes. Because of that reason, I would love to share this list of short "funny" birthday wishes...

~Happy birthday! Party like hell, but don't stay there!~

~Happy birthday! Because you're a boy, I bought you a toy!~

~Happy birthday! And now it is time for your birthday beatings...~

More will follow...



Funny younger happy birthday wish 

If you want to be on the "good list" with one of your friends, you need to use this methode... You can also use this for your girlfriend or boyfriend.
It is a very easy way to make someone smile...
For example;
Imagine yourself that you need to wish somebody a happy birthday that becomes 40 years old. You just need to buy (or use on the internet) a happy birthday card that says; "Happy 21st birthday". At first the person who gets this card, will not understand why you bought a card with the wrong age on it. But, once they open the card they will see why...
You write down something like this;
"I know that you become 40 today, but you still look you're celebrating your 21st birthday!".
I know for sure if you use that text, the person who reads this will start to smile. They will like that funny birthday wish...
Or use a funny birthday wish like this one;
"Your friends will say that have become 40 years old today. But your best friends will say that you are 21 years old and with a lot of experience!".


Funny older happy birthday wish 

This is an old trick, but it still works pretty good...
For example; You got a friend that becomes 35 years old and you can't find that perfect way of wishing him or her a happy birthday. Well this one is pretty easy... You go to the stores and buy a happy birthday card with "Happy 40th birthday" on it. Or if you want it to be extremely funny, buy one that says "Happy 45th birthday". Don't forget to write a funny birthday wish on the inside... Otherwise the person who gets the card won't be very happy.
Write down something like; "I got ya, ain't I?".
Or; "And now for real; Happy 35th birthday!!!".
It is just a simple way to make someone laugh, and they will remember it a long time.
Instead of some crazy trick that you see on your television; you may try this one at home!


Happy birthday for a friendship 

Imagine yourself, that you and your best friend are already (best) friends since a year ago. That could be also a reason to celebrate!
On that specific day, you can give your (best) friend a happy 1st birthday card. I know for sure that they will appreciate it if they would get a card like that! It is just a simple way to remind him or her of that special day. But the memory will last forever...
Inside that card, you can write down a nice or funny happy birthday wish.
I would write down something like this;

"Our friendship started one year ago, it was a very special day.
Now I want to wish our friendship, a happy first birthday!!!"

These days, a lot of people forget to enjoy the little things in life. Little things like nature, birds singing in the morning, a good shower after a hard day at work, and last but not least FRIENDSHIP...

So do not forget your (best) friends, and send them a happy birthday card with some funny birthday wishes! Show them how special they are to you...