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First of all I would like to thank you for visiting my site full of funny birthday wishes!
I hope that you will like this large collection of the most funniest birthday wishes that you can find on the internet...
You can easely scroll down the page untill you find the funny birthday wish that you like, then just click on the title of it and feel free to share! The button to share will be just underneath the funny birthday wish that you like.

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Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; old fart

A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; next year

Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; money

With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something...
But just don't forget;
it ain't enough to live like a King...

Funny birthday wishes; forget

Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthdays are

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old...

Funny birthday wishes; seriously

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; belated

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday,
that I totally lost track of time...
So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday,
don't say that I didn't try...

Funny birthday wishes; perfect gift

I couldn't choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn't bought you anything...
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; getting old

It's not because you don't want to become older,
that we can't celebrate your birthday...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; like me

Friends will always make you remember your age,
but nobody rubs it in like I do...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; best friends

Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday wishes

Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,
some lemon and a bottle of tequila...

Funny birthday wishes; love you

At your birthday party,
everybody loves you!
After your birthday party,
everybody hates you!

Funny birthday wishes; I go

Wherever I go, people celebrate my birthday.
Whenever you go, people celebrate your birthday...

Funny birthday wishes; the world

Be glad that the world sucks,
otherwise you would fall of...
Now enjoy your birthday without worrying!

Funny birthday wishes; forever

Happy birthday!
I hope you may live forever.
So far, so good...

Funny birthday wishes; at home

I hope you will make us feel like home at your birthday,
even when you hope we were...

Funny birthday wishes; laugh at age

On your birthday, you need to laugh with your age.
If you don't, everybody else will do it for you..

Funny birthday wishes; girl

I always told everyone that you are a good girl.
But now that it's your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you're a bad girl who never got caught...

Funny birthday wishes; good hint

Now that you will start to forget some things, I want to give you a good hint;
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time...

Funny birthday wishes; stop paying

If you want more people to remember your birthday,
stop paying bills for an entire year...

Funny birthday wishes; God

God told me it is your birthday today,
so let us make it entertaining for Him...

Funny birthday wishes; fighting

Fighting against aging is like fighting for peace...

Funny birthday wishes; "Happy Birthday"

I wish you a "Happy Birthday"!
And now I will tell you why it isn't...

Funny birthday wishes; teach

When you were young, I teached you how to walk and talk.
Now I have to teach you how to sit down and shut-up.

Funny birthday wishes; grown up

People who turn 18, are normally grown-ups.
But you just learned how to act in public...
Happy 18th birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; waist and mind

When you were young, you were big minded and small waisted.
Now it will be the contrary...

Funny birthday wishes; diet

If you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of cake.
So grab a piece in each hand, then it will be a balanced diet!

Funny birthday wishes; maturity

To get your maturity, you will have to pay with age...