First of all I would like to thank you for visiting my site full of funny birthday wishes!
I hope that you will like this large collection of the most funniest birthday wishes that you can find on the internet...
You can easely scroll down the page untill you find the funny birthday wish that you like, then just click on the title of it and feel free to share! The button to share will be just underneath the funny birthday wish that you like.

Have fun!

Funny birthday wishes; Stay young

The best way to stay young
is to lie about your age...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; best friend

Happy birthday my best friend!
Today you can party hard,
because diamants can't break...

Funny birthday wishes; the star

Today it is your birthday,
you will be the star!
But I hope that you will keep your feet on the ground...

Funny birthday wishes; birthday party

A good birthday party will be remembered.
Your birthday party will last forever!!!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; memories

Your birthday is not only about having fun,
it's also about creating memories...
Happy birthday!!!

Funny birthday wishes; old friend

Happy birthday my old friend!
Now that you are getting older,
I suggest to keep your keys in your pocket.
Otherwise you will not find them back...

Funny birthday wishes; dreams

Happy birthday!
I hope that all your dreams may come true!
So, goodnight and I will see you next year...

Funny birthday wishes; Your birthday

I love it to celebrate your birthday!
Just because I'm not the one getting older...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; old fart

A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; next year

Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; money

With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something...
But just don't forget;
it ain't enough to live like a King...

Funny birthday wishes; forget

Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthdays are

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old...

Funny birthday wishes; seriously

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
Happy birthday!